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Jungletwins blog: decided to revolutionize the sport of fencing September 21, 2009

Posted by sallehon in Uncategorized.
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The sport of fencing is in serious need of a revolution, based on the footage I saw last Olympics. First of all, they don’t even used swords- they use electrified toasting forks and turkey basters. Well, that’s what they look like anyway. And they don’t circle each other and yell Momma insults. The two competitors stay on a narrow little runway and jab at each other for about 6 seconds before what sounds like a microwave alarm goes off, and the match is over. Waiting for pop tarts is more exciting, I’m telling you

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